Kids are not my, um, thing. Anyone who knows me will confirm that I don’t fool with kids. I did serve as principal for a day once, which wasn’t as horrifying as I thought it would be because I was surrounded for a whole day by young people. It was an elementary school and children of that age like to come close, smile, and touch.They came close, smiled, and touched me, and I survived. It was a recipe for disaster but it went well and gave me hope for my future existence where I might actually come in contact with children, outside the occasional run-in in the grocery store.
And then the good people over at the Daily Prompt ask this:
You’ve been asked to do a five-minute presentation to a group of young schoolchildren on the topic of your choice. Describe your presentation.
Really?! A presentation to them? If I had to, I would hope I’d have the finesse of the lady in this video: