Grampa was said to be a warlock. I just knew he could do cool stuff and I wanted him to teach me. I used to go to his place and he started schooling me on the tricks of the trade. He figured at his age it was a good idea to have somebody comin’ up, you know? He used to show me how to bring back the dead for new conversations with their old widows. He taught me how he kept the business going: great customer service. Among other things, he willed me his drink book. Our favorite code words? “You put the lime in the coconut.”
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