“Move your…what is that?!” [Huff!] “It’s hot in here; is that someone’s elbow in my ear?”
“It’s my big toe and I’m sorry it ended up in your ear; I was aiming for the left front leg. What’s your ear doing over here in the first place?”
“Ouch! Yes, you’re right; I can smell feet. Please remove your foot at once!”
“I’m trying! It’s easy for you to complain; you’re the only one with access to an eye hole for light. I can’t believe you traded in our car for this!”
“Why? You said we needed a new act, right?”
A 100-word bit of silliness for your day. Go visit Rochelle and the rest of the bunch by clicking below, and be sure to add your 100 words when you get there!