It slices (through the mystery of speculative fiction)!
It dices (lesser psyches to bite-sized pieces)!
It comes with handy attachments (like other good reads)!
It’s responsive (to being read on multiple devices)!
It will help you stay fit (by making you think, laugh, and occasionally cry)!
What is it, you might ask?
For the low low low price of a mouse click, you too can be a minion! Standard shipping and handling apply; we don’t use processing here, only handling (woo hoo–watch out now!) because we’re all naturale like that.
And the best part is, you can get all this and more! C’mon in and see for yourself. You won’t regret it, honest…
Oh, those wonderful pixies at the Daily Prompt. They are filled with such cheezy goodness:
Write a script for a late-night infomercial — where the product is your blog. How do you market yourself? What qualities do you embody that other “products” don’t? What are the benefits of reading your blog?
Qualities? Benefits?! Well, you decide what those are, since you take a healthy dose of Cave Magic Elixir multiple times a week and can’t get enough…
But if this blog were an infomercial, it would have at least one interlude with this song. Maybe the video too: